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One time, Jimmy's skin had turned green because he smoked way too much weed. Everyone made fun of him, including his boyfriend Frank. Then Frank was killed by Jimmy and hyper-realistic blood got everywhere! It was everywhere and there was so much that Jimmy got AIDS! Then he killed everybody because he was a butthurt piece of shit! Some fat guy farted and Jimmy killed him! Some gangster looked at Jimmy funny and got shanked and died from blood loss! A police officer caught Jimmy speeding. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning! Jimmy was so cliched- I mean badass, that he spied on the NSA! Jimmy later died from AIDS. The moral? Don't become a killer or you'll die from AIDS.